Woman Abandons Husband After He Got A Penis Tattoo

A husband has been kicked out by his wife after jokingly getting a penis tattoo stretching halfway down his leg.

Stuart Valentino, 34, got the X-rated inking on his thigh as a drunken joke but the prank backfired horribly. Wife Samantha, 35, decided she could

take no more after it meant the family had to scrap a holiday and swimming trips with three-year-old daughter Ayla.

Stuart, from Southsea, Hampshire, said: "My wife hates it. In retrospect, I'm not surprised, it really is the stupidest thing I've ever done.

"After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg.

"It caused no end of rows, and she's now kicked me out of home. I deserve it, I suppose."

Samantha bought Stuart a tattoo gun as a Christmas present but immediately regretted the gift when he tattooed the six-and-a-half inch member down his thigh.

He said: "After a boozy night me and my mate Danny both stupidly agreed to get the tattoos done on our legs.

"Danny chickened out when he saw mine, but there was nothing I could do at that point."

The father, who has other inkings across his arms and legs, said: "I didn't realise how it would hinder my life.

"We had just begun taking our three-year-old daughter swimming, and I could no longer get involved because it looked as though my penis was poking out.

"We wanted to plan a holiday, but the penis would be sticking out and when I was in boxer shorts it was a constant reminder to Samantha of how stupid I had been."

Sam - mother to kids Callum, 16, Luke, 12, and Lana, 11 - from a previous relationship - ended their marriage last month, after almost seven solid months of rowing.

Stuart added: "We argued non-stop. It would cost nearly £1,000 to remove, something that could have been spent on a family holiday.

"Finally last month, Samantha announced she couldn't take it any longer, and left me.

"I had no idea that a joke could ruin my life. I'm devastated I've lost my family, and frustrated with myself. I can't blame anyone else.

"I have a constant reminder poking out of my shorts every day of how stupid I've been."